I had a dream last night where I was a single dad and I had a seventeen year old son, and he was like “Dad, you need to do something for yourself and go out and date.”
To which I responded “Listen, I know I’m pure sunshine and an absolute delight, but you are a handful…you’re kind of a lot for someone to take on full time.”
Well, at least I’m like cheese…I get sassier when I age…
