My mom: What are you doing today?
Me: I’m planning on making cupcakes for Harry Potter’s birthday before going to work.
[Three hours later]
My mom: I thought you were going to make cupcakes for Harry Potter’s birthday.
Me: Well…I was, but then I thought the oven would heat up the whole house and the house is already at nice temperature…I mean, why ruin that, right?
[My mom just stares ate me.]
Me: Okay, so we’re out of cupcake liners…and I didn’t want to go to the store…