My mom: What are you doing today?

Me: I’m planning on making cupcakes for Harry Potter’s birthday before going to work.

[Three hours later]

My mom: I thought you were going to make cupcakes for Harry Potter’s birthday.

Me: Well…I was, but then I thought the oven would heat up the whole house and the house is already at nice temperature…I mean, why ruin that, right?

[My mom just stares ate me.]

Me: Okay, so we’re out of cupcake liners…and I didn’t want to go to the store…


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